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As I am writing some of these posts I am realizing there are quite a
few words that might not be familiar to the average person. So I thought
a resource was appropriate, I will try to add to it as we go along.
Hopefully you can use this to better understand what I am talking about
sometimes! And as always, if there is still a words or phrase you are
unfamiliar with, leave a comment and I’ll add it to our Farm Lingo!!

Ladies: This is what we refer to our milking cows as. So if you ever see me talking about the ladies, it’s our hard working cows I am referring to!


Heifer: What
we call a female; as in Heifer calf. Also refers to yearlings that are
of breeding age, if I am using just the word heifer, this is the age
group I am referring to. They are called heifers up until they calve and join the milking herd.

Springer: A cow that is close to calving.
We also refer to the barn where the cows calve as the Springer Barn. Or if we say a cow is Springing, that means her body is starting to show the changes that occur before calving.

Dry Cow: A
cow that is dry is currently not milking. She is on her “maternity
leave”, a two month break from milking before she has her next calf and
rejoins the milking herd.

Fresh Cow: A cow that has just calved.

Milker: We have no employees on our farm, so when I say milker, I am referring to a person but the milking equipment as a whole.   

Parlor: No this isn’t a fancy tea room in a house like the old English meaning, this is where we milk the cows! I need to look up how this word came to be used for milking parlor!

The Pit: Where the people stand in the parlor to milk the cows.  It is lower then the level the cows stand on for easy milking.

A.I.: Artificial Insemination, means of breeding a cow. And on our farm the only way our cows are bred, we do not keep a bull.

ET: Embryo
Transfer, comparable to human surrogacy, an embryo is flushed from a donor cow and implanted into a recipient cow. If all is successful and a calf results they will be identified as an ET. 

Milk Room: Just
like it sounds, this is where the milk is, in the milk tank of course!
And just like everything with the handling and care of milk, this is a
clean room.

Guernsey: I am not talking about
the small island in the British Channel, I am talking about our breed
of cows, the Guernsey. But they did originate from the island of
Guernsey, hence the name. I will someday write a post about the history
and background of the Guernsey, but for now if you want to know more
about this great dairy breed check out the Wikipedia  or the American Guernsey Association for a quick overview!

Agvocate/Agvocacy: Agriculture Advocate. Not sure who started this term, but it’s what describes me and fellow social media users who are promoting and educating about agriculture through these platforms.
  

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Dairy Farmer, Wife, Mama; I am passionate about my lifestyle and Guernsey Ladies.

When you’ve had the warmest January ever on record When you’ve had the warmest January ever on record and the grass starts growing…you turn the milk cows out to pasture! Looking like this dry spell should hold and they’ll get to enjoy some days on grass in the sunshine. Now we just wait to see if Winter ever does decide to show up!
Goodbye November, thankful for so much this year. Goodbye November, thankful for so much this year. Especially sights like this 😍
Good morning, cows, sun and Friday! Some days just Good morning, cows, sun and Friday! Some days just dawn with so much beauty you can’t help but stop and appreciate. Find the beauty in today, it’s everywhere 💛
Sharing the news with the Ladies behind the flavor Sharing the news with the Ladies behind the flavor when their milk is expertly crafted into gold medal award winning cheese 🥇🧀 Congratulations to Sarah and the whole crew at @briarrosecheese
Whew it was a hot one today! 🥵 So how do the Ladie Whew it was a hot one today! 🥵 So how do the Ladies stay cool? During the day they enjoy the comfort and shade of their barn. Once it starts to cool off they head back out to pasture for the evening to enjoy it in more favorable temperatures. Nobody wants to bake under the hot sun! 

#summer #stayingcool #pnw #dairyfarm #pasture #goodlife #guernseycow
I hope you let freedom fly yesterday and appreciat I hope you let freedom fly yesterday and appreciated the red, white and blue ❤️🤍💙
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When you’ve had the warmest January ever on record and the grass starts growing…you turn the milk cows out to pasture! Looking like this dry spell should hold and they’ll get to enjoy some days on grass in the sunshine. Now we just wait to see if Winter ever does decide to show up! ... See MoreSee Less
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I always say there’s a reason I work with cows and not people 😉 Standing in solidarity with you Farmer Girl ... See MoreSee Less
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Another small group of heifer calves to register that are looking for their names. Must be the year of the bulls, and out of the ordinary we have one bull for you to name this round. Reminder that the first letter must match the mother’s names below. For the bull first letter much match and preferably end in Man. For example this family has already had a Lawman and other bull names over the years include - Mountianman, Fireman, Jaeger, VIP, Sergeant, Verdict, Monument, Sputnik. So give me your best for: SplurgeLocoGinaLoretta (needs a name beginning with G)LuluMae - Bull ... See MoreSee Less
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