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As I am writing some of these posts I am realizing there are quite a
few words that might not be familiar to the average person. So I thought
a resource was appropriate, I will try to add to it as we go along.
Hopefully you can use this to better understand what I am talking about
sometimes! And as always, if there is still a words or phrase you are
unfamiliar with, leave a comment and I’ll add it to our Farm Lingo!!

Ladies: This is what we refer to our milking cows as. So if you ever see me talking about the ladies, it’s our hard working cows I am referring to!


Heifer: What
we call a female; as in Heifer calf. Also refers to yearlings that are
of breeding age, if I am using just the word heifer, this is the age
group I am referring to. They are called heifers up until they calve and join the milking herd.

Springer: A cow that is close to calving.
We also refer to the barn where the cows calve as the Springer Barn. Or if we say a cow is Springing, that means her body is starting to show the changes that occur before calving.

Dry Cow: A
cow that is dry is currently not milking. She is on her “maternity
leave”, a two month break from milking before she has her next calf and
rejoins the milking herd.

Fresh Cow: A cow that has just calved.

Milker: We have no employees on our farm, so when I say milker, I am referring to a person but the milking equipment as a whole.   

Parlor: No this isn’t a fancy tea room in a house like the old English meaning, this is where we milk the cows! I need to look up how this word came to be used for milking parlor!

The Pit: Where the people stand in the parlor to milk the cows.  It is lower then the level the cows stand on for easy milking.

A.I.: Artificial Insemination, means of breeding a cow. And on our farm the only way our cows are bred, we do not keep a bull.

ET: Embryo
Transfer, comparable to human surrogacy, an embryo is flushed from a donor cow and implanted into a recipient cow. If all is successful and a calf results they will be identified as an ET. 

Milk Room: Just
like it sounds, this is where the milk is, in the milk tank of course!
And just like everything with the handling and care of milk, this is a
clean room.

Guernsey: I am not talking about
the small island in the British Channel, I am talking about our breed
of cows, the Guernsey. But they did originate from the island of
Guernsey, hence the name. I will someday write a post about the history
and background of the Guernsey, but for now if you want to know more
about this great dairy breed check out the Wikipedia  or the American Guernsey Association for a quick overview!

Agvocate/Agvocacy: Agriculture Advocate. Not sure who started this term, but it’s what describes me and fellow social media users who are promoting and educating about agriculture through these platforms.
  

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Dairy Farmer, Wife, Mama; I am passionate about my lifestyle and Guernsey Ladies.

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Celebrating one year as organic dairy farmers! The Celebrating one year as organic dairy farmers! There’s been so many emotions throughout this whole transition but moving forward with gratitude that our farm has a future!  And I find it no coincidence that our anniversary lines up with Cow Appreciation Day! šŸ’›#organic #organicvalley #dairyfarm #cowappreciationday #pnw
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This right here, the beautiful things. That’s why This right here, the beautiful things. That’s why we’ve fought so hard to hold onto this way of life. I truly wish it didn’t have to be so hard. Farmers aren’t in this way of life to get rich, but we certainly hate struggling even to make ends come close to meeting for our families. Not going to lie I’ve held onto to some guilt that we had a way out and can see a future for our farm again. So many wonderful farm families don’t have that choice. Breathing in the beautiful, letting go of the past and looking forward to bringing you more of our farm story in this crazy world of social media.
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I always love the phrase ā€œfind a job you don’t need a vacation fromā€. In dairy farming especially we laugh that most vacations are rather impossible. But at the same time feel very lucky that we love what we do. There are definitely days that make you feel defeated and wonder why you don’t have that desk job. On the flip side when your everyday gets to be fueled by passion that makes it a job we love. I hope that your job brings you the same type of fulfillment. Cheers to the great work that dairy farmers do! ... See MoreSee Less
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